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Wearing a dead animal on your back is a great way to poke fun at mother nature. She took her precious time to create something magical (yes, animals are fucking magical) and now you’re teasing her by using it for fashion. Just remember that she handles the reincarnation guest-list with God, so your ass will probably come back as something shitty like a pencil or a snail or a Hooter girl’s cancer lump.
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Wearing a dead animal on your back is a great way to poke fun at mother nature. She took her precious time to create something magical (yes, animals are fucking magical) and now you’re teasing her by using it for fashion. Just remember that she handles the reincarnation guest-list with God, so your ass will probably come back as something shitty like a pencil or a snail or a Hooter girl’s cancer lump.

Also featured on Pretty Real

STYLE TIP 34:  Fashion is all about finding the perfect balance between a) researching style trends and history, which will enable you to put together the perfect ensemble, and b) forgetting all of that rigid shit that doesn’t always makes sense IRL and doing whatever the fuck you like.

Pic Via blackandkillingit

STYLE TIP 33: Coke gets kinda boring after a while, so it’s only natural for kids to move on to sniffing mexican gangs, gay club-kid porn and old episodes of YO MTV Raps.

STYLE TIP 32: When you’ve got two kids, a mortgage and a partner who you’re bored of fucking, keeping up with trends and making sure your hair has ‘character’ becomes kind of redundant.

(Source: gentlethrills)

STYLE TIP 31DONT PEAK TOO SOON’: The geeks and losers from school always blossom into social-rosebuds.  You picked on ‘em and made them feel like shit, but now they look better than you, have jobs that pay well and have a quiet confidence that makes your empty life look like a fake Chanel bag full of used tampons and expired morning-after pills.

STYLE TIP 30: ‘Having a personality’ or ‘being intelligent’ are boring things that only people with no sense of style worry about.  Who wants to talk about the social-political reasons behind the London riots when your new shoes are more explosive than a terrorist’s rucksack?

(Source: shi-mai)

STYLE TIP 29: White boys can get away with ‘meek and vulnerable’, it’s actually kind of endearing and won’t hinder your chances of getting laid.

STYLE TIP 29: Sometimes, being young, slutty and jus don’t give a fuck-y, transcends all the style blogs that harp on about seasonal trends and classic elegance.  Watch out for the herpes, though -  that’s never a good look. 

STYLE TIP 28: 'Creepy romanian sex-slave' is a current look that can be dressed up or dressed down or tied up in your basement until you come home from work and feel like peeing on someone because you've had a shitty day on the farm.

STYLE TIP 29 Girls: there’s no such thing as ‘too big’ when it comes to hair.  In fact, you can basically apply that rule to everything apart from your stomach, boobs, butt and pretty much every other body part.

(Source: alonethisway)

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