”I puked at a punk show once, but I think my date liked me even more after that. Rap shows are cool, but I never know whether to sing along when they start sayin ‘nigga’ .”
Pic Via William Yan
NEW SILKY SMOOTH TUPAC x PUP LIFE TEES, MADE WITH THE SOFTEST COTTON KNOWN TO MAN, NOW AVAILABLE HERE: prettyreal.bigcartel.com
#NoHologram
“The unwritten ‘first-date clause for dykes’, stipulates that I can’t look directly into or put my tongue anywhere near a vagina. My mom told me that when she caught me masturbating over Shannon Doherty’s pictures in the 90210 yearbook.”
Our friends over at Pretty Real have just opened up their limited, exclusive and rare ‘Poop-Up Store’. So now you can get that ‘Broschino’ t-shirt up there and this one dedicated to 2 Pac and puppies. Enjoy.
PRETTY REAL ONLINE POOP-UP STORE
Wearing a dead animal on your back is a great way to poke fun at mother nature. She took her precious time to create something magical (yes, animals are fucking magical) and now you’re teasing her by using it for fashion. Just remember that she handles the reincarnation guest-list with God, so your ass will probably come back as something shitty like a pencil or a snail or a Hooter girl’s cancer lump.
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PRETTY REAL ‘BROSCHINO’ TEE. E mail: ‘yo@prettyreal.tv’ for more info
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We just posted up a new style tip over at Pretty Real! Click below to check it out
“Sometimes I think they’ll never find a cure for aids, but I know when it happens, I’ll be there with Terence. And everything will be perfect again.”
(via streets-of-style)
IAFHMR has hooked up with PRETTY REAL! You can now get our Style Tips on there, too!
Check out the first one here
“I bet there’s only like five people on this earth who can hold their breath as long as me. As soon as I get over my fear of water, I’m gonna swim all the way to mexico so I can find out who my real Daddy is.”
