STYLE TIP 34: Fashion is all about finding the perfect balance between a) researching style trends and history, which will enable you to put together the perfect ensemble, and b) forgetting all of that rigid shit that doesn’t always makes sense IRL and doing whatever the fuck you like.
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“My parents can’t tell me what to do, I’m nearly 30 for God’s sake! Me living at home doesn’t give them the right to say who I can and can’t sleep with. So what if Tunde’s from another country or doesn’t speak any English? My love life is really none of their business.”
”Well, that was a pretty mean thing to do. If I want to use a turkey baster to impregnate my best friend, then that’s my choice. Telling her I have gonorrhea was a bitch move. Like, how old are you?”
“Internet dating is great, I’d recommend it to everyone. Sure, I almost got raped at knifepoint once, but the other guy I dated bought me lobster at a fancy restaurant. He even treated me to champagne!”
STYLE TIP 33: Coke gets kinda boring after a while, so it’s only natural for kids to move on to sniffing mexican gangs, gay club-kid porn and old episodes of YO MTV Raps.
“All the money in the world isn’t enough for me to let some guy poop in a wine glass and pour it all over my chest. My ex was always into weird stuff, but I had to draw the line somewhere.”
“Swear to God I was white for a whole three months last year. Or maybe I just slept with a shitload of white guys over the summer?”
“The worst part about telling your best friend you have HIV is the awkward silence when nobody knows what to say.”
(Source: fashion-streetstyle)
STYLE TIP 32: When you’ve got two kids, a mortgage and a partner who you’re bored of fucking, keeping up with trends and making sure your hair has ‘character’ becomes kind of redundant.
(Source: gentlethrills)
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